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Voicemail.

"Doo-do-do-do-do-DO!

Oh, it's Butters' phone.
Yes, it's Butters' phone.
You've reached Butters' Stotch's lovely phone.

But he's not here right now,
No, he's not here right now,
So just leave a message and he'll get right back to you a...and...


Oh, hamburgers, I messed that up. Let me start that over aga--

*BEEP!*

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See, Butters was on his way to the cafeteria, like he often liked to do on a Monday, even if he knew there'd be pizza at the frat, in a good mood and listening to some groovy tunes on his iPod. He had inadvertently put things on his Kinda Sexy mix, because, well, that was just the mood that was overtaking him, and no matter what his mood, it was kind of hard for Butters to not listen to music and want to start dancing.

Which was why, in a hallways with a random, convenient storage closet nearby, there was Butters Stotch, dancing his little heart out and singing along to "Sexy and I Know It."

Which was so totally true, thank you kindly.


[[ posted for someone in particular, but I certainly wouldn't be opposed to anyone stopping in before her in the timeline. Is likely to be a little NSFW, which I can't tell you how excited I am to have to put that on a Butters post.

...actually, the post itself as it is right here is pretty NSFW, too. ]]

Room 216; Monday Morning [ 01/16 ].

So, while the weekend had been pretty interesting for Butters/Marjorine, and upon waking and feeling much more masculine again, Butters contemplated his femininity and model potential, his brain went back a little further and recalled with excitement the activities of one of his other alter egos.

The excitement and eagerness soon wore off, though, as Butters sat on the floor of his room, listening to the podcast of Saturday's radio, certain he must have missed the report of the dastardly new presence on the island. But after the third listen, it became devastatingly clear that Professor Chaos had not made the news.

"Nothing," he cried out in disgust, throwing his iPod angrily down on the floor. "Nothing!"

Shaking his head, he stood up, brushing off his jacket. "It's the liberal media!" he declared. "They're keeping the stories of my deads covered up, so as not to cause a panic. Well, I guess it's time to take it up a notch!"

He curved his hands into two small fists, an evil grin creeping up on his face as he started to delve into the recesses of his evil and pull out a new plan. Yes. He would cause all the chaos in the world, confuse everyone, and then there would be no ignoring his--

Butters eyes widened. "Oh, hamburgers! Homework!"

Chaos would have to wait until he finished his biology report.


[[ door and post are open! And the reason why Butters is upset is NFB, too, if you please. Because it's important to maintain that no one really cares about Professor Chaos. Ahem. ]]

Room 216; Monday Afternoon [ 10/31 ].

Oh, sure, Butters was getting ready for Halloween; it was still one of his favorite holidays ever, and he had a really great explorer costume, too, which was mostly going to be his costume for a while until he switched over to Professor Chaos, the original costume a decoy to throw suspicion away from him as Professor Chaos's true identity. His door was decorated, too, with the pumpkins and a skeleton for the door, duh! He had super fun doing it!

But after he'd gotten ready, before he headed out to enjoy some spooooooky Halloween fun, he got on his computer to check his email real quick and to send a message home to tell his parents all about his plans.

And then Butters just stared at his computer for a good, long time.

He had to read the article a few times, as if not ready to believe that it was true.

But it was true alright, and then there was a great big "Yippee!" echoing through room 216, and then Butters Stotch, dressed as an explorer, making excited dancing circles around it.

Best Halloween ever! Maybe now that the most beautiful woman in the world was single again, she might let him poke her butt next time.


[[ UM. HAD TO. Anyway, door and post are open! ]]
"H-hey, Dad!"

Butters was laying belly-down on his bed, his legs up in the air and kicking idly as he talked on the phone, connected through to South Park, talking to his father.

Well, to the voice mail, anyway.

It's clear it isn't our parenting. We're awesome!Collapse )


[[ like I could not do a father's day post for Butters. Open! ]]

Room 216; Friday Evening [ 05/13 ].

Butters wasn't exactly the type to go out and live the high life on a Friday night. Besides, he was still riding a wave of excitement from his classes and actually being on radio for real that morning...even if he'd done it on accident. And so he was in his room, lying on his stomach, with an action figure in one hand and a Phillip doll in the other.

"...and that," he said, in the voice of Ratman, clearly, since that was the action figure Butters was moving as he said in a poor impression of a raspy voice, "was all they ever heard of poor Lou Ann Estivez. Back to you in the studio, Butters."

"Thanks, Butters, what a riveting report! And such a very important lesson, folks. Don't take stickers from hippies. Now, let's go to Marjorine, with weather."

At which point a third doll showed up, this one of Phillip's partner, Terrance, but with a wig, and Butters' voice went up slightly. "Oh, boy, get your coats ready, ladies and gentleman, it's a cold one, with a fifty seven percent chance of heck freezing right over..."

And if you thought that was good, just wait until he got to sports and the special feature on a cat fashion show!

[[ door and post are so, so open! ]]

OOC :: Oh, hamburgers, another Info Post!

BEHOLD! INFO!


It's that most wonderful time of the semester! Here's my usual quick and dirty look at the characters under my control for Summer I 2011, starting as always with the brand new shiny one Those Most Important Notes To Read If You Read Anything At All notes are in bold for tl;dr-ish-ness ahead.

The InnocentCollapse )

The DemonCollapse )

The ExplorerCollapse )

The MermaidCollapse )

The PrinceCollapse )

The ShinigamiCollapse )

The MunCollapse )

So there you have it! Bring me your cakes, your questions, or your awesome GIFs.

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